Chris Colfer talks about what’s coming up on Glee, Struck by Lightning, and The Land of Stories x
(Source: chriscolfernews)
Via The voice says I'm almost out of minutes
The Menstrual Minstrel - Darren Criss
It’s that time of the month
bad times are flowing
the menstrual cycle has begun.
It’s a bad time of the month
your cramps are slowing you down and well, that isn’t fun.
You could use something for all your mood swings
some Motrin or Mado while your tampon singsLa dada dadada da da da da dadai da dai dai
The first times confusing
What should you do?
Should you tell your mom or your dad?
The way you are losing parts of your fluids
and by most accounts- that’s bad.But then you get older
get used to those things
like menstrual orders as your pubic hairs singLa dada dada da da da da la dadai da dai dai
It’s not that it’s bleeding
its freeing the (baths avs?) in you
It’s just what you’re needing
next month you will bleed anewThe bleeding is over
you can go back to your life as it was before.
The Tampax box is empty
you don’t need to worry about those damn things anymore.
But something is missing-
a vaginal song.
A tune that you’re wishing you could sing alongLa dada dada da da da da
La dada la dada da da dai
La dada la dada da da dai dadai dai dai daiMmmm… Periods.
lolo gonna listen to this everytime my period starts LOL
DARREN YOU’RE GOING TO FUCKING HELL OH MY GOD FKDJHGKLDFSH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHAT THE FUCK SOBBING
omg
Darren wtf man.
this is one of my top played songs
and
what
When this gets stuck in your head and you sing it out loud and people are just like “What the fuck are you singing?”
People can try to make as much drama as they like, but the truth is that we really are the happiest family.
(Source: lea-mchele)
Via a very Victorian romance
1) “The final step in the initial romantic attraction is known as mirroring or body synchrony, which is a matching of nonverbal body language. With bodies aligned and facing each other” (x) (gif source)
2) Simulated sexual activities. A person will act out activities that he or she wants to do to someone that he or she is attract to. This can be done with the body or with another object. Examples include stroking a glass, licking their lips… (x) (gif source)
3) self-touching - drawing attention to sexually appealing parts of the body; neck, hair, cleavage, thigh, etc. - additionally self-touching is said to represent transference/imagining of being touched - and of course demonstration of what it would be like for the target to do the touching; teasing in other words. (x) (gif source)
4) Pointing. A person will subconsciously point toward the person he or she is interested in either with the hands, feet, legs, fingers or toes. (x) (pic source)
5/6) Leaning forward. Leaning not only shows you would like to be closer to the other person, but it also tests to see if he or she leans closer or leans back—indicating if he or she also wants to get closer. (x)
7) The touching and stroking of wrists is considered erotic as it accentuates the pulse points. (x) (pic source)
“60 percent of all human communication is non-verbal body language; 30 percent is your tone”
I know something about body language and Chris and Darren are really good to analyse… maybe this is why they never have interview together.
why is this happening to me
why is this allowed to happen to me
Via Well, I still think that we're in love
Chris and Darren talking about god only knows what. Darren had his own running commentary going the entire time either by agreeing and nodding with what someone was saying or responding to no one in particular or flailing his hands and making various expressions.
Photo: Me.




